Escape to Paradise: Lofos Village, Chania, Crete - Your Dream Vacation Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Lofos Village, Chania, Crete - My Messy, Wonderful, Unfiltered Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the Cretan beans on Lofos Village. Forget slick brochures and corporate-speak; this is the real deal, straight from a slightly sunburnt, perpetually hungry traveler. Seriously, Escape to Paradise: Lofos Village, Chania, Crete - Your Dream Vacation Awaits! is the official tagline, and let me tell you, they’re not entirely lying. But, like any love affair, it’s got its quirks.
First Impressions & Getting There: A Greek God's Arrival (Maybe?)
Getting there was smooth-ish. Shoutout to the Airport Transfer – essential. The winding roads and that dramatic Cretan scenery? Utterly breathtaking. I mean, I nearly choked on my own breath more than once. Just stunning. And, thank the heavens, Car Park [free of charge]! Because navigating those little Cretan villages with a rental car? Let's just say my parallel parking skills got a serious workout. I was initially excited about utilizing Car power charging station, but it turned out I didn't require it.
The Digs: My Room (Was It Paradise?)
Okay, so, the rooms. They’re advertised as Non-smoking rooms, which I appreciated, even if there was a cheeky corner of me that secretly wished I could light up a cigarette on the balcony while watching the sunset. The Air conditioning was a godsend, especially after a day of exploring in the scorching sun. Air conditioning in public area? Yes, please!
I had a room with a Window that opens, which was brilliant, allowing me to breathe in the fresh Cretan air and listen to the cicadas chirping their little hearts out. Actually, that's another point! I'm sure someone will enjoy the Soundproof rooms, however, my room, which I was extremely grateful to have had, with a Balcony, wasn't the case, but it was all worth it. The Blackout curtains were a lifesaver for those essential lie-ins.
The Internet access – wireless (aka Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – a BIG win), was mostly reliable, but there were a few moments where I was forced to actually, like, interact with the people I was travelling with. Gasp. I did try some Internet access – LAN in the room, but gave up on it after a bit, there were far better things to do than stare at the screen. Internet services were definitely available and accessible.
Inside, it was well-appointed. Bathrobes? Check. Slippers? Check. Coffee/tea maker? Double-check! I used it constantly. Every room had a Mini bar, but I didn't go for it, I prefer to stock my own, a bit of thrifty practice. The Refrigerator, was perfect for keeping my water bottles (and the occasional sneaky Mythos beer) icy cold. The Separate shower/bathtub situation was ideal. The Toiletries weren't the best I've experienced but they did the job. I used the Mirror constantly so I would know what I look like. A Hair dryer was available, and I used it, because I am vain. High floor felt nice too. The In-room safe box was something I'd use occasionally, and I'd recommend it too.
The other stuff, like the Wake-up service and the Alarm clock? Didn't need it, the sun took care of that. In-room safe box was appreciated. The Laptop workspace was definitely something I got a use out of, even if it was just while I was waiting for dinner. Socket near the bed – essential for the modern traveler, and the Reading light? Perfect for late-night novel binges. I liked the Additional toilet.
The "Stuff to Do" Section: Relaxation, Refreshment & Revitalization
This is where Lofos Village really shines.
- Pool with view? Oh. My. God. Picture this: infinity pool, azure water blurring into the azure sky, a glass of local wine in hand, the sun kissing your skin. Pure bliss. I spent an unhealthy amount of time just floating, utterly content. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was a must and I used it almost every day.
- Spa/sauna? Yes, yes, YES! I indulged in a Body scrub (felt like a whole new human afterwards) and a Massage (my poor, travel-weary muscles thanked me). I didn't experience the Body wrap or Foot bath, but I'm kicking myself I didn't now. The Sauna and Steamroom were both great.
- Fitness center? Okay, confession: I attempted to use the Gym/fitness center once. Let's just say the views were more motivating than the exercise equipment.
- Things to do: You're in Crete! Beaches, hiking, exploring the old town of Chania… the possibilities are endless. The hotel can organize Meetings and Seminars, and has Audio-visual equipment for special events, so the opportunities are definitely there.
Cleanliness & Safety: Is It Safe Out There?
Honestly, I felt supremely safe. First aid kit? Check. Smoke alarms? Check. Fire extinguisher? Check. Security [24-hour]? Check. The staff were diligent with Daily disinfection in common areas, and I appreciated the Hand sanitizer stations dotted around. I didn't opt-out of Room sanitization opt-out available as I trusted their practices. The Anti-viral cleaning products used made me feel more at ease. They've adapted really well with the new normal.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Food Glorious Food!
This is where things got really interesting.
- Restaurants: There are several, each with its own vibe. The Restaurants and the Poolside bar are where I spent most of my time.
- Breakfast [buffet]: A glorious, carb-loaded affair. The Breakfast [buffet] was my morning ritual. I ate enough Greek yogurt, honey, fresh fruit, and pastries to fuel a small army. The Asian breakfast got me through some days too. Western breakfast felt so familiar after a few too many days, thankfully. I appreciated the Breakfast takeaway service for those rushed mornings.
- A la carte in restaurant: I'm not sure if I saw this, but I'm sure it was.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes! Excellent coffee.
- Lunch: The Salad in restaurant was a lifesaver. The Snack bar was great for a quick bite.
- Dinner: The A la carte in restaurant was great for dinners. I tried the Asian cuisine in restaurant one night, and thoroughly enjoyed it.
- Happy hour: Essential. 'Nuff said.
- Room service [24-hour]: Surprisingly good, even at 3 am when I was wrestling with jet lag.
- Desserts in restaurant: The sweets were all amazing.
- Soup in restaurant: The soup was excellent.
- Vegetarian restaurant: There are options for vegetarians.
- Western cuisine in restaurant: There's plenty of Western options too.
- Bottle of water: Always a nice touch.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Yes, they'll cater to your picky eating habits.
Services & Conveniences: Sorted
The staff at Lofos Village are genuinely lovely and helpful. The Concierge was an absolute star, helping me with everything from booking excursions to finding the best souvlaki in town.
- Cashless payment service? Definitely a plus.
- Laundry service? Needed it after my disastrous olive oil incident.
- Daily housekeeping? My room was always spotless.
- Currency exchange? Super convenient.
- Concierge? A lifesaver.
- Gift/souvenir shop? Perfect for picking up those last-minute presents.
- Doorman? Always greeted me with a smile.
- Luggage storage? Handy for those early arrival/late departure days.
- Dry cleaning? Expensive, but worth it for those delicate linen shirts.
- Air conditioning in public area? Definitely needed.
- Elevator? Yes! (Thank you, because the Exterior corridor was often scorching).
- Facilities for disabled guests? I certainly saw them and they looked great, and I'm sure those guests felt very welcome.
- Invoice provided? Yep - and they're efficient.
- Safety deposit boxes? Used them.
- Contactless check-in/out? Very convenient, especially for quick arrivals and departures.
- Food delivery? Yes!
- Convenience store? Small but helpful for essentials.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're about to get real with this Lofos Village, Chania, Crete itinerary. Forget the pristine travel blog fluff. This is the truth – my slightly-overbooked, joyously chaotic, and probably sunburnt-at-some-point Cretan adventure.
Day 1: Arrival & That First, Terrifying Olive
- Morning (ish): Land at Chania Airport (CHQ). Hopefully, the baggage claim gods will be kind. My track record? Not stellar. Fingers crossed my suitcase actually makes it. Taxi to Lofos Village. The drive? Breathtaking. Twisting roads, olive groves stretching to the sea… I already want to move here. (Side note: driving on the left in a rental car? Still a thrill/terror combo.)
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Check into the hotel. Lovely, I think? I’m too busy dumping everything on the floor and frantically trying to find the Wi-Fi password (because, you know, the world needs to know I'm here). Eventually, I locate it. Instantly update Instagram. (Priorities, people!)
- Lunch: My first authentic Cretan meal. I'm aiming for a taverna with a view (because, again, Instagram). Order everything. Seriously. The waiter, a guy with a perpetually sun-squinted smile, brings plate after plate. The salad is the usual, the tzatziki is divine, and someone hands me an olive. The olive. The first one. It's… intense. Bitter. I'm trying to look like I know what I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure I'm making a face like I just ate a lemon. (The olive, the olive, it has a life of it's own). I take a generous swig of the local wine to wash it down. Much better. The food is incredible!
- Afternoon: Wander around Lofos Village. It's charming as hell, but my internal GPS is broken. Get utterly, gloriously lost. Discover a tiny church with the most beautiful, worn wooden door. Sit on a bench, watch the local men play backgammon, and realize… I'm in heaven. The air smells like rosemary and something… I can’t quite place it. Contentment?
- Evening: Sunset cocktails. Find a rooftop bar. (Or, you know, attempt to find a rooftop bar. More wandering. More getting lost. Eventually, triumph!). Watch the sun melt into the sea. Order everything on the menu. (Apparently, not that much restraint). Feel the weight of my worries just… melt away. Maybe I'm finally starting to realize just to chill-mode. Or at least try.
Day 2: Coastal Exploration & That Epic Feta
- Morning: Breakfast at the hotel. The buffet is… well, it’s a buffet. A very Greek buffet. Lots of tiny pastries. They taste like pure, fluffy sugar. So. Good. Then I try to order a coffee, I don't know the words. I'm gesturing wildly like a mime. Eventually, magic happens and some kind soul understands that I want a coffee.
- Mid-Morning: Driving. Today is the day I take the leap. I pick up the rental car and drive to Balos Lagoon. Everyone says it's a must-see. The drive is supposed to be… interesting. (Read: Bad). I'm fairly certain my car is more suited to city driving. But the views! The turquoise water! Worth it.
- Lunch: Find a taverna overlooking the lagoon. Order the grilled feta. Oh. My. God. This isn't just feta. This is feta that has been blessed by the gods. It’s grilled to golden perfection, drizzled with olive oil and herbs. I could eat this every single day. Actually, I might eat it every single day. I’m already plotting my return.
- Afternoon: Trying to swim in Balos Lagoon, but the beach is too crowded. Decide I'll take a hike instead. The views are incredible, I forget how much my feet hurt.
- Evening: Return to Lofos. Find a restaurant and order the grilled seafood. The local catches were incredible - still dreaming about it! Stumble back to the hotel, exhausted, sun-kissed, and utterly, completely content.
Day 3: Chania Town & The Lost Wallet Incident
- Morning: Take a bus (maybe… or maybe get lost and try again). Head to Chania Town. OMG, so beautiful! The Venetian harbor is out of a postcard. I get caught up in the beauty. I mean it's absolutely lovely, but also, it's packed.
- Mid-Morning/Early Afternoon: Wander the old town. Explore the narrow streets. Shop like a crazy person. Buy all the souvenirs, especially the olive oil soaps. Seriously, the soaps are amazing! And then… disaster. I lost my wallet. Panic ensues. Racking my brain, where the heck did it go?
- Afternoon: Retrace my steps. Ask at shops. Beg the (lovely, patient) tourist information lady for help. Finally, success! Find it at my favorite cafe, I was so relieved that I almost started crying. I feel like I've used up all my good fortune. Order an extra-large slice of baklava to celebrate.
- Evening: Back in Lofos. Decide to try to find a traditional Cretan dance performance. Find more than I expected, but I can't seem to keep up.
Day 4: Relaxation & Re-Grieving (a Lost Pair of Sneakers)
- Morning: Sleep in. Finally. Have breakfast on the balcony. The sunshine is hitting perfectly. I realize I didn’t bring enough sunscreen.
- Mid-Morning: Spend the day at the pool. Read a trashy novel. (Judge me all you want. Sometimes you just need a good dose of mindless entertainment). Contemplate the meaning of life, or at least where I'm going to eat dinner.
- Afternoon: Stroll through the village, I see a local souvenir shop. I remember about missing a pair of sneakers, and now I feel a pang of sadness. Sigh.
- Evening: Enjoy a last quiet dinner and head back to the hotel. The sun sets for an endless view. I close my eyes, take a deep breath.
Day 5: Departure & Longing Looks Back
- Morning: Pack my things. Squeeze in one last breakfast, one last tiny pastry, one last perfect cup of coffee. Say goodbye to the hotel staff (who, by now, know my name and my coffee order).
- Mid-Morning: The drive back to the airport. Try to savor every last glimpse of the Cretan landscape. Feel the familiar pang of sadness as I leave.
- Afternoon: Board the plane. Start planning my return trip before I even take off.
This itinerary? It's not perfect. It's probably got way too much food, and way too much wandering. But it's my Cretan adventure. It's filled with olives and lost wallets and the most incredible feta you'll ever taste. And, honestly, I wouldn't trade a single, gloriously messy moment. Now, hand me another glass of that wine. And maybe a map that actually works. I've got a feeling I'm going to need it.
Escape to Paradise: Sikania Eco Resort, Butera, Italy Awaits
Okay, so...Lofos Village. Is it *really* paradise? Because my last "paradise" trip involved a mosquito infestation and a lukewarm daiquiri. Just saying...
Alright, let's be real. "Paradise" is a big word, right? And sometimes it feels like marketing hype. BUT. Lofos Village...it gets pretty darn close. Look, I've been to places that *claimed* paradise and turned out to be crowded beaches with questionable water. This? This is different.
Picture this: You're waking up to the sound of… well, not exactly *waves* (it's up in the hills), but a gentle Cretan breeze rustling through olive trees. You step out onto your balcony, and BAM. The most stunning view you've ever seen. Think emerald green valleys cascading down to the sparkling Aegean Sea. It legitimately took my breath away. Seriously, I nearly choked on my morning coffee trying to take it all in. (And the coffee was GOOD, by the way. More on that later...)
So, no, it's not *perfect*. Sometimes the Wi-Fi sputtered. (First world problem, I know, but gotta stay connected, right?). But the sheer beauty and the feeling of escaping the everyday… yeah, it’s paradise-adjacent. Definitely a step up from the mosquito-infested daiquiri situation, I can tell you that much.
Location, Location, Location! Where EXACTLY is this Lofos Village? Because I don't want to end up lost in a goat herder’s paradise. (No offense to goat herders.)
Okay, this is important. Lofos Village is in the hills above Chania, Crete – the *gorgeous* part of Crete. Don’t worry, you’re not totally isolated. You’re close enough to the vibrant city of Chania (the harbor is absolutely magical at sunset, trust me) for day trips and dinners, but far enough away to escape the crowds and the noise. It’s the sweet spot, really.
Getting there? Well, you'll likely fly into Chania International Airport (CHQ). From there, you'll probably rent a car. (I *highly* recommend renting a car – you need the freedom to explore!). The drive up to Lofos is… well, it’s on a winding road. Embrace it! The views are incredible. Just don’t speed. I might have, very briefly, panicked on a switchback. Okay, more than briefly.
And about the goats… yes, you *might* see some. But they're pretty chill. I was more scared of the driving, honestly. The staff will help you with directions, though, the directions are quite clear. I am sure.
The Villas! Are they as luxurious as they look in the pictures? (Because, again, vacation disappointments…)
Alright, the villas. Oh, the villas. They are… pretty damn good. I mean, yeah, the pictures are nice. But the reality? Better. Way better.
I stayed in a villa with a private pool. (Confession: I'd dreamed of having my own pool since, like, forever). And let me tell you, it was *glorious*. Picture yourself: Sun blazing down, you, floating in your pool, sipping on a cold Mythos beer (the local brew, delicious!), and staring at that view. Seriously, it's an experience. I spent a whole afternoon just… existing. It was pure, unadulterated bliss.
The decor is all rustic chic – think exposed stone, whitewashed walls, and elegant simplicity. The kitchens are fully equipped (because some of us, *cough* me *cough*, like to pretend they're chefs on vacation). And the beds? SO comfortable. I swear, I slept like a log. Woke up feeling actually *refreshed*, which is a rare and beautiful thing.
However, let's be practical for a moment. I did manage to drop a glass in the kitchen (oops!). And sometimes the air conditioning took a few minutes to kick in. First world problems, right? But the overall experience? Stellar. Definitely luxurious. And that pool… I miss that pool.
Food, Glorious Food! What's the dining situation like? Do I have to cook every meal? (Because… no.)
Alright, foodie alert! The food in Crete… it’s legendary. And Lofos Village is perfectly positioned to take advantage of it. You're not FORCED to cook (thank goodness!). There's a restaurant on site, and it's actually quite good. Plus, you're a short drive from countless tavernas, restaurants, and cafes - all serving up delicious, authentic Cretan cuisine.
The breakfasts at the village restaurant were a highlight. Freshly baked bread, local honey, creamy yogurt, fruit, and cheeses. The *coffee*… oh, the coffee! I probably had way too much, but hey, I was on vacation. And then there was the dinner. I ate there a few times and the food was good. They have the Greek classics, of course, and some local specialties. I had the lamb. It was divine. Tender, flavorful, and I think I ate a whole portion by myself. (Don't judge me.)
Then go find the tavernas nearby in the local towns. This is where the real culinary magic happens. I’m talking fresh seafood, grilled meats, salads bursting with flavor from sun-ripened tomatoes, and the best olive oil you’ll ever taste. I had a particular experience where the local waitress took a liking to me and taught me about the culture. This made me love the visit so much better. Oh, and the wine… don’t even get me started. Let’s just say, I explored the wine list extensively.
One word of warning: You’ll gain weight. Embrace it. You're on vacation. Eat all the things.
What is there to do? Besides, you know, staring at the view and eating all the baklava. (Though, that sounds pretty good…)
Okay, okay, I get it. You can’t just *stare* at the view and eat baklava 24/7, as tempting as that might be. Though… I did manage to spend a significant amount of time doing just that. (No regrets.)
But seriously, there’s plenty to do. Chania itself is a must-see. The Venetian harbor is picturesque. The old town is a maze of charming streets, where you can get lost for hours. There are shops, cafes, restaurants, and all kinds of hidden gems. I even found a little jewelry shop that sold the most beautiful silver earrings (bought them as a souvenir, of course!).
Beautiful beaches are a short drive away. Elafonisi, with its pink sand is a must-see, and is one of the most beautiful beaches I've ever seen. Balos Lagoon is another stunner, with turquoise water and a wild, untouched feel. You can go hiking, explore ancient ruins, go on boat trips. There are activities for everyone, depending on your taste. And if you really want to relax, you can just chill by the pool. I spent *a lot* of time doing that.
Honestly, though, the best thing to do is just… *be*. Slow down. Embrace the relaxed pace of life, and soak up the atmosphere. It's the perfect place to disconnect from the world and reconnect with yourself (or with your loved ones).
