Unbelievable Nong Apartment Deal! 1Borneo, KK - Book Now!
Unbelievable Nong Apartment Deal! 1Borneo, KK - Book Now! - A Messy, Honest Review
Okay, alright, buckle up buttercups! Because this review is gonna be less perfectly polished, Instagram-ready travel blog and more… me, rambling after a week at the Unbelievable Nong Apartment Deal! in 1Borneo, KK. Seriously, I saw the ad. "Unbelievable!" they said. "Book Now!" they shouted. My wallet, always the optimist, listened.
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First Impressions (and a Sigh)
So, the website promised "Unbelievable." My first thought upon arrival? "Unbelievably… large." This place sprawls. Finding the actual apartment felt like a treasure hunt. Thank goodness for the elevator (Services and conveniences: Elevator)! I'm hauling suitcases, okay? And the Car park [free of charge] (Getting around)? Blessedly spacious, and free. Major win. Parking in KK can be a nightmare.
Accessibility - My Biggest Worry, So Let's Tackle it First!
Right off the bat, I need to be honest. I have mobility issues. The website hinted at Facilities for disabled guests (Services and conveniences), but like… hints? What did that mean? Here's the messy truth:
- Wheelchair Accessible: Yep, generally. The main areas, like the lobby and some (but not all!) restaurants, were manageable. BUT the apartment itself? Okay, so… getting into the building was fine. The apartment claims to be. But once you're in the apartment, it's less clear. Tight corners, a slightly clunky shower (more on that later), and not a lot of open space. My partner, bless his heart, ended up doing most of the fetching and carrying. So, mostly accessible, but definitely not perfectly so. Be prepared to do some maneuvering.
- Access (For the kids): Didn't have kids. But it looked like the Family/child-friendly (For the kids) vibe was strong. They had a great Swimming pool [outdoor] (Ways to relax) and a whole host of other places for the little ones.
- Internet Access: The Internet (Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet access – wireless) was… spotty. They promised Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Available in all rooms), and it mostly worked. Sometimes it cut out. You might need to tether for a bit. But let's face it, what hotel Wi-Fi isn't spotty?
- Other Accessibility Mentions: They also had things like Elevator, so generally, it was easier for me to get around.
The Apartment Itself: A Tale of Two Toilets (and a Bad Shower)
Okay, let's talk about the actual apartment. The good, the bad, and the slightly bewildered:
- Cleanliness and safety: The apartment itself was surprisingly clean, and the Anti-viral cleaning products (Cleanliness and safety) bit made me feel safer. Daily housekeeping was good, and the Room sanitization opt-out available (Cleanliness and safety) was a good option. I did notice Hand sanitizer (Cleanliness and safety) available everywhere. I appreciated the Smoke alarms (Safety/security feature, Available in all rooms).
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- The "Additional Toilet" (Available in all rooms): Truth be told, this was a lifesaver, especially in the mornings.
- The Shower Saga: This is where things get… messy. The shower itself? Terrible. The water pressure was practically a trickle. It was a slow, agonizing, water-saving experience. The drainage? Even worse. Halfway through my first shower, I was standing ankle-deep in lukewarm water. My partner helped me with this problem.
- Bathroom: The rest of the bathroom was fine, if a bit… basic. They provided the essentials (Toiletries, Towels). Nothing fancy.
Food & Drink: A Buffet of Feelings
- Restaurants (Dining, drinking, and snacking): They had a variety of restaurants, but they were in the mall. So the Asian cuisine in restaurant (Dining, drinking, and snacking), and International cuisine in restaurant (Dining, drinking, and snacking) were good.
- Breakfast (Dining, drinking, and snacking): The Breakfast [buffet] (Dining, drinking, and snacking) was a mixed bag. Some days it was glorious, with fresh fruit and fluffy pancakes. Other days… well, let’s just say the scrambled eggs were a bit suspect. Breakfast service (Dining, drinking, and snacking) was slow, and Breakfast takeaway service (Cleanliness and safety) was great!
Ways to Relax: Poolside Bliss (Mostly)
- Swimming pool (Ways to relax): The Swimming pool [outdoor] (Ways to relax) was the highlight, especially the Pool with view (Ways to relax). It was huge, clean, and a welcome escape from the KK heat. I spent a lot of time there. So did everyone else, but it never felt overly crowded.
- Spa (Ways to relax): Sadly, I didn't try the spa. I wanted to (Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage), but I just ran out of time.
Services & Conveniences: The Good, the Meh, and the Missing
- The Concierge (Services and conveniences) was helpful, but not exactly overly friendly. A little bit of "customer service smile" training wouldn't hurt.
- Laundry service (Services and conveniences) was efficient, which was a lifesaver.
- Doorman (Services and conveniences), well, they were there. Didn't really need them, honestly.
- Facilities for disabled guests (Services and conveniences) Still needs more work in my humble opinion.
The "Unbelievable" Factor: Hype vs. Reality
So, was it "Unbelievable?" Not exactly. It was a good deal, definitely affordable, particularly considering the size of the apartment and the amenities. It’s not perfect, but it is mostly good.
Overall Vibe: A Big, Messy, Mostly Positive Experience
Look, if you're expecting a flawless, luxurious, five-star experience, you'll be disappointed. But if you're looking for a large apartment with decent amenities, a great pool, and a location that's convenient for exploring Kota Kinabalu, then I say go for it. Just… pack your own shower drain unblocker. And take the "Unbelievable" with a grain of salt. You will have a good time.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't just a travel itinerary, it's a therapy session disguised as a vacation plan for Nong Apartment @ 1Borneo, Kota Kinabalu. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and possibly, a mild existential crisis. Here we go…
Day 1: Arrival - Expectations vs. Reality (and a whole lot of jet lag)
- Morning (or whatever passes for "morning" after a red-eye flight): Arrive at Kota Kinabalu International Airport. Okay, so far, so good. Passport control went smoother than expected (miracle!), luggage… well, it arrived eventually. The first sign of trouble? The heat. It hits you like a warm, humid, and slightly oppressive hug. Already regretting that "chic linen" outfit I packed.
- Realisation: Forget that "polished traveler" vibe. I'm a sweaty mess before I even leave the airport.
- Mid-Morning: Taxi to Nong Apartment @ 1Borneo. The driver, bless his soul, seemed to think I was personally responsible for the entire Malaysian traffic system. Honking galore! I'm starting to get a headache, and I haven't even seen the apartment yet.
- Quirky Observation: The number of motorbikes weaving through traffic is astounding. Survival of the fittest, I guess.
- Early Afternoon: Finally! Arrive at Nong Apartment. The lobby is… okay, a bit dated. The apartment itself? Decent. Clean enough, air conditioning blasting (thank God!), but the views from the balcony are… less than Instagram-worthy. More a view of the parking lot and a distant construction site.
- Emotional Reaction: Mild Panic. My carefully curated Insta-feed is screaming, but my tired, travel-weary soul is just relieved to have a place to collapse.
- Afternoon: Nap. Glorious, glorious nap. This is the MOST important part of the schedule.
- Messy Structure: Okay, let's be honest. This is probably the peak of my day. I'm a total zombie. Don’t judge.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Wander around the 1Borneo mall. Food court. Overwhelmed. So many choices. Ended up with… well, let's just say it wasn't exactly a culinary masterpiece. Regret.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: I'm already missing my bed. And my dog. And maybe my entire life back home. This is how the holiday blues starts.
Day 2: Island Hopping - Sun, Sand, and Sea Sickness (Oh, Joy!)
- Morning: Booked a day trip to Tunku Abdul Rahman Marine Park. Excited! Sunscreen applied. (Almost!) Confidence high.
- Mid-Morning: Ferry to Sapi Island. The water looked inviting! The beach? Pretty! The other tourists? Overcrowded, but whatever. Snorkeling. I saw… a fish! And then promptly swallowed half the ocean.
- Rambles: The whole snorkeling endeavor went south fast. Got salt water in my eyes (ouch!). Started feeling the waves. Waves started winning.
- Lunch: Barbecue on the beach. I'm pretty sure the chicken wasn't cooked through. Should have bought a more reliable brand of sunscreen.
- Opinionated Language: The food was mediocre at best. Let's just say my stomach is not thrilled.
- Afternoon: Heading to Manukan Island. The sun. The sun… I think I fell asleep. The sea sickness came back!
- Doubling Down: This is were I tell you about the boat. Oh, the boat. It was a speedboat and it was fast! It was also a rollercoaster, making waves, and I was feeling the full effects. The next few moments were a blur of nausea, clutching the rail, and praying to the sea gods. I am not a sailor.
- Late Afternoon: Finally back on solid ground. Crawled back to the Nong Apartment, defeated, sunburnt, and hugging a bucket.
- Honest and Funny: Officially declaring myself "Landlocked Girl" for the duration of the trip.
- Evening: Ordered takeaway. Ordered pizza. Ate pizza. Passed out.
Day 3: Culture and Culinary Adventures (aka, Surviving the City)
- Morning: Decided to be brave. Headed to the Kota Kinabalu City Mosque. Beautiful architecture.
- Opinionated Language: Impressive, but hot. Very very hot. My linen outfit is now clinging to me like a second skin.
- Mid-Morning: Atkinson Clock Tower. The view was so-so, nothing special.
- Afternoon: Trying the local cuisine. Went to a street food market. The food stalls, I chose some food that turned out to be delicious!
- Emotional Reaction: Finally. Something good.
- Late Afternoon: Shopping for souvenirs. Got scammed into overpaying for a keychain.
- Quirky Observation: The salespeople here are relentless. I admire their hustle, even if I feel slightly violated.
- Evening: Sunset at Tanjung Aru Beach. Beautiful! Actually beautiful! Worth the effort.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Finally, a moment of peace. A moment of beauty. The sunset was stunning. (Okay, I might be falling in love with this place.)
Day 4: More Rambles, And Maybe… Optimism?
- Morning: Relaxing morning. Coffee on the balcony. The view of the parking lot is still there, but somehow… it's less offensive.
- Late Morning: Attempting to learn some basic Malay phrases. My pronunciation is atrocious. People are either highly amused or pretending not to understand me.
- Funny and Honest: My attempts at "terima kasih" sound suspiciously like a strangled cat.
- Afternoon: Decided to skip all the planned activities and stay in the apartment to read.
- Messy Structure: This is a travel itinerary after all. Should I feel guilty? Nope.
- Evening: Dinner at an actual restaurant. The food was fantastic! Maybe I'm finally getting the hang of this whole "eating" thing.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Yes! I feel better! I think I'm starting to enjoy this trip. Or maybe it's just the food coma.
- Night: Planning the last day. Wondering if I should bring my dog with me, or just stay for a little while longer.
Day 5: Departure – Coming Home
- Morning: The last morning. Packing. Realising I've bought way too many souvenirs.
- Mid-Morning: Farewell to Nong Apartment. Taxi to the airport. One last sweaty hug from the Malaysian heat.
- Emotional Reaction: A mix of relief and sadness. This trip was messy, and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
- Afternoon: Flight home. Back to reality.
- Evening: Posting on social media with the pictures, and showing all the friend the vacation.
- Quirky Observation: Wow, I really had a vacation!
This itinerary is just a foundation. The real magic of travel is in the unplanned moments, the unexpected detours, and the inevitable screw-ups. Embrace the mess, the imperfections, and the occasional seasickness. You'll come home with stories, memories, and a whole lot of laundry. Now go forth, explore, and may your journey be filled with laughter, adventure, and hopefully, less regret over that linen outfit. Good luck!
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1. What's REALLY so "unbelievable" about this Nong Apartment deal? Is it a scam? (Asking for a friend... okay, it's me)
Okay, let's rip the band-aid off: "Unbelievable" could mean a LOT of things, right? Cheap? Maybe. Spacious? Possibly. A legitimate offer? Fingers crossed! Look, I'm not a lawyer (thank god, I'd be broke), but "unbelievable" is a marketing term. Do your homework! Check the fine print. Compare prices. Look for hidden fees. I've seen "unbelievable" deals that turned out to be more unbelievable in how quickly they emptied my wallet.
My anecdote: I once saw an "unbelievable" used car deal. "Only $500!" the ad screamed. Turns out it *did* run... for about five minutes before the engine coughed its last. Lesson? Unbelievable often equals "buyer beware." But hey, maybe this one is different. Maybe Nong is a saint. Maybe pigs can fly. Find out.
2. 1Borneo. Sounded, you know, exciting? What's the vibe? Should I pack my dancing shoes? (Or just a hazmat suit?)
1Borneo is... well, it's a complex. It's a whole thing. Picture a shopping mall married to an apartment complex and then given a shot of adrenaline. There's shops. There's restaurants. There's a cinema. There's a decent chance you'll get lost. The vibe? Honestly, it's whatever you make it. I've heard it described as lively, bustling, and… sometimes, a little overbearing.
My quirky observation: The elevators in some of these complexes? They seem to have minds of their own. Expect a possible wait, and maybe pack a small book.
3. "Book Now!" they say. But what *IS* the apartment LIKE, Nong? Tell me! (And please don't just describe the curtains.)
Okay, let's get real about the apartment. The listing probably has lovely pictures. Polished floors. A smiling couple sipping coffee on the balcony. Reality? Could vary. Rooms could be small or adequate, furnishings may be dated or basic. The view? May or may not include the glorious Kota Kinabalu sunset. Honestly, the “apartment” could be a palace, and I could be living in it, or a closet, and I could be sharing the closet with a whole family.
My emotional reaction (slightly panicked): My biggest fear? Those "beautiful" photos are from like 10 years ago and it's all gone to seed. And the aircon... *shudders* Is it even working?
4. Let's say I *do* book. What about the location? Is it easy to get around? Do I need a car (or a camel)?
Location, location, location! That's the mantra, right? 1Borneo is kinda... outside the main city center, to be candid. It's not like you can just stroll to the beach. You'll probably need to rely on taxis, Grab (the ride-hailing app), or maybe a rented car.
My messy structure/ramble: Okay, so transport... taxis are fine but the cost adds up. Grab can be a lifesaver. The traffic in Kota Kinabalu can be a nightmare, though, and even the seemingly short ride to the city center could feel like an eternity at rush hour. The upside? Parking *might* be easier than the city.
5. Food, glorious food! Are there any good eats nearby? (Because I LIVE to eat!)
Food is always a key. Within 1Borneo, you've got the mall, so there's a variety of restaurants, from chains to local places. Outside the mall, your options broaden a bit. You'll probably find some great local eateries. You'll likely find something to satisfy your cravings.. Just be ready to explore!
Stronger emotional reaction: The food situation is *critical*! If I'm stuck with some bland, overpriced food court options, I'm going to cry! I need delicious, authentic food! I demand it!
6. The "deal" part of the deal – what's the price? (And are there any hidden dragons?) A serious question!
The price is probably in the listing. Read carefully! Is it per night? Per week? Per month? What's included? Are utilities extra? Cleaning fees? A "convenience" charge for using the microwave? Dig, dig, dig!
Opinionated language and natural pacing: Look, if it sounds *too* good to be true, it probably is. Factor in EVERYTHING. Don't be blinded by the headline price. That's how they get you.
7. Okay, I'm tempted. But I have some worries. Are there any problems with pests, noise, or security I should be aware of??
Pests? Noise? Security? ALL valid concerns! I have heard... things. Do some *serious* research on this stuff. Read reviews. Specifically search for complaints. Are there any problems with pests, noise, or security? How responsive is the management?
Doubling down on a single experience: Okay, I'll tell you my personal nightmare experience with "apartment security"... (long digression). There's a very important need for good security!
