Escape to Paradise: El Aram Beach, Recife's Hidden Gem!
Escape to Paradise: El Aram Beach - Recife's Not-So-Secret Gem… (And My Brain's Trying to Keep Up!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I’m about to spill the beans, the caipirinhas, and probably a little bit of my sanity trying to describe El Aram Beach in Recife. They call it a "hidden gem," and, well, it is pretty damn lovely. But hidden? Not anymore, honey! I'm here, I saw, I conquered… and now I'm reviewing. Prepare for some serious truth bombs, friends.
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First Impressions - Or, My Immediate Desire for a Hammock
The website photos? They're not lying. El Aram Beach (I’m already shortening it, it’s going to happen) oozes that South American chill. The lobby gives you a glimpse of the ocean – a teasing wink before you hit the main course. The staff? Generally sweet and helpful, though sometimes my limited Portuguese made communication a hilarious (and slightly embarrassing) dance. Getting there was a breeze thanks to their airport transfer service (essential after a red-eye!), and free car park [free of charge] is always a bonus. They also have valet parking, if you're feeling fancy… which I wasn't. Just tired.
Accessibility – Where the Rubber Meets the Road (and Sometimes Gets Stuck in Sand)
Accessibility is a HUGE deal for me because, well, life ain't always smooth sailing. El Aram deserves major props. They have facilities for disabled guests, a working elevator, and the corridors were wide enough for even, my oversized suitcase. I even noticed check-in/out [private], which is extra helpful for those needing a little more time or space.
Important Note: While most of the hotel seemed pretty accessible, getting to the beach itself… well, that's a different story. Sand and wheelchairs are not exactly best friends. So, while El Aram tries hard, true beach access for everyone requires a bit of planning and possibly a very strong friend. I felt conflicted about this, on one hand they had a CCTV outside property which may make you feel safer.
Rooms – My Cozy Little Paradise (with a Few Quirks)
My room? Heaven. The air conditioning was a lifesaver in the Recife heat. Wi-Fi [free] worked flawlessly, and I could even get a decent signal out on the terrace (hello, coffee with the sea!). The blackout curtains were a godsend for catching up on sleep after all the sun. I had an extra long bed – perfect for stretching out. They had all the usual suspects - desk, closet, in-room safe box, etc. But the best bit? The window that opens, letting in that salty sea air.
The Quirks: The mirror, which always told me more than I wanted to know, particularly after a few caipirinhas. The hair dryer… let's just say it attempted to dry my hair. And, oh, the interconnecting room(s) available! I swear, I could hear the people next door snoring through the wall, despite the soundproofing. Soundproofing? More like sound "whispering." Minor complaints, really. Mostly.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Food Mishap)
Okay, let's talk food. The breakfast [buffet] was… a thing. You got your standard Western breakfast offerings (eggs, bacon, the works), but they also leaned into the Asian breakfast vibe with some tasty noodles. The buffet in restaurant had everything I could want even if the food was a tad bit repetitive. They also had coffee/tea in restaurant and coffee shop.
My Food-Related Anecdote of the Trip: I ordered room service a few times (hello, room service [24-hour]!). One time I ordered a salad, and while the salad in restaurant was quite good, the one that came was absolutely drenched in vinaigrette. I looked like a wilting lettuce leaf after eating it – a slightly mortifying experience. But hey, they have alternative meal arrangement for a picky eater like myself, that's a point in their favor!
They offered a poolside bar, and a snack bar which were great for a quick bite. I did find that the restaurants served food that was a bit pricey, so maybe consider a lunch at the restaurants on the beach out front.
Relaxation Station – Spa Day! (Or, My Attempt at Zen)
This is where El Aram really shines. The spa/sauna is phenomenal! I indulged in a Body scrub and a massage, and, honestly, I think I achieved a level of relaxation that I haven’t felt since, well, before this trip. The pool with view is gorgeous, perfect for watching the sunset with a cocktail. They also have a Swimming pool [outdoor], a Steamroom, and a Gym/fitness if you're feeling energetic.
My Spa-Day Fail: Okay, so I did an Body wrap. I looked like a beached whale wrapped in plastic. I nearly panicked. Then, I laughed. And then I relaxed. It wasn’t the most glamorous moment, but you know what? It was memorable. I felt like a new person when it was all washed off.
Cleanliness and Safety – Putting My Paranoia to the Test
Post-pandemic, this is HUGE. I was impressed. The Daily disinfection in common areas, Safe dining setup, and the presence of Hand sanitizer stations everywhere put my mind at ease. They also had Anti-viral cleaning products and Rooms sanitized between stays. They seem very careful, and I felt comfortable.
For the Kids – Keeping the Little Ones Happy (and the Adults Sane)
No personal experience here, but the Family/child friendly vibe is definitely there. They have a babysitting service (thank goodness!), and Kids facilities (apparently). They even have Kids meal options.
Things to Do – Beyond the Beach (and My Limited Energy Levels)
Okay, so beyond the obvious beach lounging, there’s plenty to do. I spent most of my time blissfully horizontal, reading, sipping caipirinhas, and occasionally dipping my toes in the ocean. But for the more adventurous types, they have a Fitness center. I heard stories of people using the Bicycle parking to go off to the city.
Services and Conveniences – Because Life Should Be Easy (and Laundry Clean)
They offer a boatload of services, including Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Room service [24-hour], Currency exchange, Safety deposit boxes, Concierge, Luggage storage, and a Convenience store. I took advantage of the Ironing service just because I could (and because my clothes were wrinkled from all the relaxing). Having a Cash withdrawal option was handy. I was particularly grateful for the Breakfast takeaway service when I was running behind for my excursion. And the* Air conditioning in public area** was a life-saver.*
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - A Rambling Breakdown
- Restaurants: Several options, ranging from casual to slightly fancy. The A la carte in restaurant was a nice touch for those wanting something a little more refined.
- Bar: Excellent cocktail selection. Get the caipirinhas. Seriously.
- Poolside Bar: Perfect for a quick drink and snack.
- Coffee/Tea in restaurant: Decent, but the real deal is in town at the coffee shops.
- Desserts in restaurant: Yummy, but not life-altering.
- Happy hour: Definitely happy.
- Bottle of water: Always appreciated, especially after the sun.
- Asian Cuisine in restaurant: I'm not the biggest Asian food guy so I wasn't too impressed.
- International cuisine in restaurant: A good blend of global flavors.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Standard stuff but plenty of it.
- Vegetarian restaurant: I'm not vegetarian, but I did see some options.
- Western cuisine in restaurant: Burgers and fries are available.
- Soup in restaurant: Good comfort food option.
Internet – Connected, Mostly (But Expect Hiccups)
The Wi-Fi [free] was generally good, though I did have the occasional dropout. They also offer Internet [LAN].
Business Traveler Stuff – For Those Who Actually Work on Vacation (Bless Their Souls)
They have Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, and all that jazz. My laptop stayed closed the entire time, thank goodness. There's also
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Seogwipo Getaway Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the chaotic, sun-kissed, and potentially sunburned reality that is El Aram Beach in Boa Viagem, Recife. This isn't your pristine, Instagram-filtered itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL. Think "Diary of a Mad Beachgoer" meets "Traveler Who Doesn't Know How to Pack Properly."
Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh God, This Sun" Moment
06:00 AM: Wake up, still groggy from the transatlantic flight. My brain is running on the equivalent of a single, slightly burnt coffee bean. Flight landed at Guararapes-Gilberto Freyre International Airport (REC) – smooth sailing. The passport control guy looked like he'd seen a thousand nervous tourists. He just smiled (I think that's what it was). I smiled back, realizing I looked like a drowned rat.
07:30 AM: Taxi to the hotel. The driver, bless his heart, spoke about a whopping three words of English. The drive? An adventure. Streets overflowing with life, music blaring from car radios, the sheer vibrancy of Brazil slapping me in the face like a wet fish (in the best way possible).
08:00 AM: Check into the Hotel. (Name withheld to protect the innocent…and the slightly moldy air conditioning). My room? Okay, the bed seems clean. The view? Overlooking a side street, which is fine. I'll take a peek.
09:00 AM: First mission: Find coffee. Found a little "padaria" around the corner, smelling of freshly baked bread and pure, unadulterated Brazilian goodness. Ordered a "café com leite" (coffee with milk). It was strong. My eyes did a full rotation.
10:00 AM: THE BEACH! Finally. El Aram, here I come! The sand is ridiculously soft, like walking on powdered sugar. The water…wow. Turquoise perfection. I immediately attempt to "cool off," but the sun is a malevolent entity, determined to roast me alive. Apply sunscreen. Make a mental note to reapply in, like, 20 minutes. Fail.
11:00 AM - 01:00 PM: Wandered along the beachfront. So many vendors offering hats, sunglasses, sarongs…I'm pretty sure I've been offered every single one. The beach vibe is completely different from what I normally see. I bought a pair of sunglasses that probably make me look like a slightly confused, sun-burned fly. Worth it.
01:00 PM: Lunch at a beachfront "barraca" (beach shack). Ordered a "moqueca de peixe" (fish stew). It was incredible! So flavorful, spicy, and more food than I've eaten in a week. My stomach is now in a blissful coma.
02:00 PM - 05:00 PM: Sunbathing. This is where things went south. The sun, not content with a gentle tan, decided to turn me into a lobster. I should have reapplied sunscreen, but I was so deliciously lazy. Now I'm a walking, talking tomato that's going to feel this on my toes.
06:00 PM: The "Afterglow" of near-death-by-sunburn sets in. Head back to the hotel. Shower. Apply copious amounts of aloe vera. Contemplate my life choices.
07:00 PM: Dinner. Couldn't resist trying the food from one of the many street vendors. Delicious and spicy. The firey flavor, from a few bites. It was worth it. My mouth, however, is still on fire.
08:00 PM: Crash into bed, exhausted and utterly blissful. Beach life, day one: victorious… or at least, surviving.
Day 2: Shark Attacks and the Search for Shade
- 07:00 AM: Wake up with a sunburn that feels like having a thousand tiny demons tap-dancing on my skin. "Worth it," I mumble, already regretting everything.
- 08:00 AM: Breakfast. The hotel buffet? Surprisingly good! Loads of fresh fruit. Refuel for the day.
- 09:00 AM: Back to the beach, armed with a mountain of sunscreen and a grim determination to avoid a repeat of yesterday's lobster experience. The waves are much calmer today.
- 10:00 AM: Start walking toward the reefs from the beach. The water gets a little deeper as I head down the coastline. Suddenly, I notice the signs. "Warning: Shark Attack." Well, that's…reassuring. Turns out, Boa Viagem is known for shark attacks. Great. I mean, the water is beautiful, but I’m suddenly a little less keen to go swimming.
- 11:00 AM: Stroll along the beach, hoping to find a little bit of shade. A little kid offered me a coconut. I had to say yes. It was actually pretty good. Even the slightly warm water was very enjoyable.
- 12:00 PM: I tried to go back to the hotel to avoid the bright light of the sun, but the beach was calling out my name.
- 01:00 PM: Head over to all the little bars and restaurants. They are all lined up, and each one has a different feel. I start ordering everything. The food is very good.
- 03:00 PM: Visit the aquarium. My brain is fried from the sun and I need to recharge. I find a fish so ugly, it’s actually cute!
- 04:00 PM: Back to my hotel to recharge for the rest of the night.
- 05:00 PM: Dinner. Trying a restaurant with a great view of the ocean. The fresh fish is probably a good choice.
- 06:00 PM: Have a few cocktails to dull some of the pain.
Day 3: The Big Picture
- 07:00 AM: Wake up. Surprise: Still alive. Sunburn is slowly beginning to heal.
- 08:00 AM: Breakfast, yet again. The food is really pretty good here.
- 09:00 AM: Last day on the beach. The best way to prepare for a long flight is to walk up and down the coastline. See if I can survive again.
- 10:00 AM: Final swim of the trip. No shark attacks (miracle!).
- 11:00 AM: Try to buy a few souvenirs. The hagglings are intense, but fun. I end up with a slightly dodgy painting and a carved wooden turtle that I will probably have to explain to the customs officer.
- 12:00 PM: Farewell lunch.
- 02:00 PM: Head to the airport. The taxi driver (different one this time) tries to sell me a life-sized statue of Christ the Redeemer.
- 03:00 PM: Fly away from Recife, a little bit sunburnt, a little bit wiser, and a whole lot happier.
- 04:00 PM: Reflecting on the trip. The beauty, the chaos, the food, the people, and the sun. Brazil, you've done it again.
- 05:00 PM: Writing this, regretting not buying more sunscreen, already planning my return.
This, my friends, is just a slice of the El Aram Beach experience. It's not perfect, and it's certainly not always pretty, but it's undeniably, gloriously, and wonderfully real. Now go out there, have your own adventure, and embrace the chaos! You might just end up with a sunburn, a slightly dodgy painting, and a whole lot of memories. And who knows? You might even survive a shark attack. Probably not. But hey, it's the thought that counts.
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